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NFL Taunting

2006-09-12T07:53:00.000-05:00

As I watched this week's NFL football games I noticed a trend I did not like. The officials were calling a rediculous amount of taunting penalties. I noticed it in both Monday night games. The Raiders-Chargers game was probably the worst call I saw. Randy Moss caught a 15 yard pass and went out of bounds and flipped the ball up. It went to San Diego's kicker and the officials called a taunting penalty because Moss "threw the ball at a San Diego player."

The NFL is slowly destroying the sport with stupid rules like this one and the new no celebration rule. They are taking the fun out of the game.

Beware of Target.com!!

2006-09-06T12:22:00.000-05:00

Target.com is a very evil website.

The other day, my wife was window shopping online at Target.com and was just looking around not really planning on buying anything. The next day there was a $200+ charge on her debit card. She looked into it and it turns out it was "one-click" shopping at Target. All you have to do is click on an item and it automatically puts it in your shopping cart. When you leave or log out of the site, it automatically orders anything that is in your shopping cart.

We called Target less than 24 hours afterwards and they said they couldn't cancel the order because it was already "in their system." Well, we can either return and get stuck with $60 in shipping fees for both ways or keep it and have a kid's dresser that we don't want.

Lessons Learned:
1) Never Shop at Target.com
2) Don't let my wife create accounts at on-line sites

TVU Player

2006-08-31T15:41:00.000-05:00

Today I discovered an awesome peice of software.

It's called the TVU Player. Basically, you download it, install it and you have live streaming television on your computer. The best part is that it has channels like HBO and for the football fanatic, FOX , CBS and ESPN.

Here is the website:
http://www.tvunetworks.com/downloads/index.htm

The Floyd Landis Conspiracy

2006-08-07T11:58:00.000-05:00

Rather than admit to using illegal preformance enhancing drugs and apologizing, Floyd Landis has declared a conspiracy against him. In this article, Landis said "There's some kind of agenda there. I just don't know what it is." His neighbors reported that night before making that comment, Landis was getting high and watching movies like Conspiracy Theory and JFK.

One of theories Landis came up with as an excuse for the positive test was an alien abduction. He claims he was teleported into an alien spacecraft before testing positive. He said it is reasonable to conclude that aliens used some type of testosterone raising drug on him during their "tests." Landis said that after the tests, the aliens allowed him to relax in the spacecraft's lounge area and have a few drinks with Elvis while gazing at a beautiful veiw of Saturn's rings. After a couple relaxing hours, the aliens dropped Landis off and gave him a special water bottle as a souvenir. In the morning before getting on his bike, Landis said he drank the contents of the water bottle and it magically disappeared but Landis said he doubted the water bottle had anything to do with it.

Indiana Jones 4?

2006-08-01T07:58:00.000-05:00

Upcoming Movie Sequels
A recent query on the Internet Movie Database found that Indiana Jones 4 was in pre-production. If it does proceed it looks like it would be released sometime in 2008. I am a fan of the Indiana Jones series but enough is enough. Harrison Ford and Sean Connery aren't really suited for an action adventure type movie anymore. I'll admit that if it does come out, I will watch it but my expectations won't be high.

This probe got me looking for some other movie sequels that probably shouldn't be made.

Rocky Balboa
Thats right, old Rocky is coming out of retirement once again. The worst news about this film is that it's already made and is scheduled to be released sometime in 2006. Didn't he come out of retirement and train a fighter in Rocky 5? I'm not sure because I didn't watch the whole movie that a lot of people probably don't even know exists.

Rambo 4
Is Stallone broke? Let's see how the 60 year old uses his skills this time around to save his kidnapped daughter. Maybe he'll use parts from his walker to defeat Charlie in this one.

Old School 2
Ok, Old School was one the funniest movies I've ever seen but I can't see any reasonable plot line to make a second one. But I guess the American Pie trilogy was funny throughout so we'll have to see. This movie is in production and should be released in 2007. Hopefully Will Ferrel can be funny again.

Die Hard 4
Bruce Willis getting his butt kicked, pulling out a one-liner, and killing the bad guys.....what could be better? This one is in pre-production so yipee kiya yeah MFers (we strive to keep the site PG-13).

Ocean's Thirteen
We love clever crooks as much as anyone but how do you keep coming up with clever scripts? The first was much better than the second so what can we expect from the third? We'll see sometime in 2007. I hope they can come up with a original and clever storyline but how much money will this movie have to make to afford the cast?

Sequels that Should be
After seeing all of these sequels in production (note: there are many more like The Bourne Ultimatum and Star Trek starring Matt Damon but we'll keep the list short for now) let's take a look at some movies that don't have sequels in the works that should.

The Big Hit 2
We need another clever and funny movie about a hitman. This may not have been box office dynamite the first time around but Marky Mark is more popular now after The Italian Job and should gain more popularity after The Brazilian Job.

Bad Boys 3
I absolutely loved the first two. I was pretty skeptical when the second came out but it surpassed all of my expectations. Let's face it, Will Smith and Martin Lawrence work well together and Jerry Bruckheimer is the man when it comes to producing action movies.

Rush Hour 3
Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan have great on-screen chemistry. The first two movies had a good combination of action and comedy and Chris Tucker just isn't any good in anything other role. You could also substitute this for another Shanghai Noon sequel but I'd rather see another Rush Hour...........nevermind, I just looked it up and it looks like this is already in pre-production and slated to come out in 2007.

Well thats what I came up with out of the top of my head. Feel free to make suggestions to either list.

Strip Poker Championship

2006-07-31T07:48:00.000-05:00

In recent news, a man is organizing a strip poker championship. The prize for winning will be a golden fig leaf and some cash. The interesting part of the championship will be seeing how many women actually enter. The article aslo says nothing about looks or weight restrictions. This is an event that I probably wouldn't watch if I were you......

The Death Penalty Hurts?

2006-07-27T07:44:00.000-05:00

In recent news, all executions in Missouri are on hold because of evidence that suggests inmates feel pain when they are killed.

The story directly focuses on one individual that raped and murdered a Kansas City school girl in 1989. It is definitely not fair to make him feel pain for his actions because I'm sure the girl that he raped and killed didn't feel a thing either.

If we truly do not wish inmates on death row to feel any pain, why not just drug them up first? Besides, it's not like we give the death penalty to criminals that haven't inflicted any pain on others.

Stop Being Fat People

2006-07-26T08:03:00.000-05:00

This article talks about people being too fat to recieve some medical care. America's obesity problems extend further than just medical care and potential medical problems. Fat people who refuse to buy two plane tickets make it an uncomfortable trip for people who get stuck sitting by them plus the most important issue: my poor eyes.

If I go to the beach, I don't want to see some fat chick roaming around eating stuff. I want to see hot chicks in bikinis rubbing tanning lotion on each other. It is my right as a human being not to have to puke when I go to the beach or swimming pool. So here is my message: If you are a porker, go on a diet and start exercising. If you are a hot chick, go to the beach and rub tanning lotion on your hot friends.

It's the American Dream, Stupid.

2006-07-25T07:47:00.000-05:00

Clinton (Hillary) has said that Bush has made a mess out of the country's finances in this article. She is modifying her husbands famous 1992 campaign slogan "It's the economy, stupid" to "It's the American Dream, stupid."

When asked to comment, Bill Clinton said "I said that? It's pretty funny, I am glad I said that." as he put down his hooka and looked back up and said "What? I'm not inhaling!" Former Vice President and former Presedential Candidate Al Gore said "The American Dream is not slowly cooking our planet and living the rest of our days in a hell on earth!" as he donned a sign that said The end is near! and stood on a street corner in New York City shouting to local residents.

Mrs. Clinton is a potential candidate in the next Presidential Election. When asked about his wife's potential Presidency, Bill said "Sweet, I get to be the first first man. I won't really have to do anything more than I did while I was in office..........Man I have the munchies..."

Tiger Wins his 11th Major

2006-07-24T07:45:00.000-05:00

In recent news, Tiger Woods won his 11th major this weekend. After struggling after the loss his father, Woods finally quieted critics who thought Woods would be unable to recover from the tradegy and would never catch Jack Nicklaus.

The real story from the British open was this man throwing purple flour bombs onto the course as Woods was about to chip. The man was heard shouting "Fathers for justice" which is a campaign for paternal rights in child custody cases.

Why were the "Fathers for Justice" trying to stop Woods from overcoming the loss of his father to win the British Open? The only obvious answer is to try to prove that everyone needs their fathers to do anything. By winning the Open without his father around anymore, Woods proved that he won based on his talent and that his other 10 major wins can't be credited to his fathers presence. This is a tremendous blow to "Fathers for Justice" because it may even go as far as showing that Michael Jordan's greatness diminishing didn't have anything to do with his father's passing either.

The Father's of all the top athlete's must now beware. "Fathers for Justice" will try to assasinate them if their children's careers start slipping so they can take credit for the downward spiral. Sleep with one eye open....

You're under arrest.......Where did my Handcuffs go?

2006-07-21T07:33:00.000-05:00

In recent news, a female New Zealand police officer was cautioned to quit her second job......as a prostitute. In her defense, prostitution has been legal in New Zealand since 2003 but the New Zealand Police Department still felt the conduct was inapropriate for an officer of the law.

Police Cheif Serge Beatnick said "She overcharged me........Ummm....I mean that an officer of the law should follow much more stringent moral guidelines." When asked to commment the woman was quoted as saying "I don't see the big deal, I gave police officers a discount."

Fellow officers weren't the only beneficiaries of her second job. Carl Smooth said "I got pulled over for speeding and the next thing you know we were both in the backseat of her police car. It wasn't any more expensive than the ticet would have been. I think her second job is great."

Maybe New Zealand needs an entire fleet of these prosti-cops to punish the wicked with immoral gratification.

Will Barbaro make it?

2006-07-20T07:39:00.000-05:00

In recent news, Barbaro has been pretty good for six straight days now. Barbaro shattered his right hind leg back in may and also has laminitis in his left hind leg. Americans all over are traumatized by the incident.

Bookie Bobby "The Weasle" Levinski said "Screw that damn horse, he cost me more than I care to admit." Barbaro's doctor say the signs are encouraging but the road to recovery could be a long one. Dog Food Guru Johnie Ruff said "I hope Barbaro dies, it's great for our business to be able to add such a fine speciman into our dog food mix. They could even use his hooves to make some glue. I would imagine that glue would be very marketable."

Horse racing fans in the south seem to be taking Barbaro's injuries the hardest. New Orleans resident Pete Shambles said "I lost my house, some family members, and sustained severe injuries during the hurricane and some horse gets better medical attention than me and my fellow Hurricane victims. Yeah, I'm REALLY torn about some horse getting hurt."

As you have now seen, many people care about Barbaro and are hoping for a complete recovery. Let's just hope he doesn't take a turn for the worse any time soon.

Electra and Navarro Split

2006-07-18T11:08:00.000-05:00

Here is a new rule for celebrity marraiges: Don't put your married life on television or it will end in divorce.

We all saw how Jessica Simpson's marraige did after having a few seasons on TV. The beautiful airhead and her singing husbund were divorced. I guess even good looks can't make a marraige last........duh. Well in recent news, Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro have now split after they also did a reality marraige show called "Til Death Do Us Part: Carmen & Dave." This one may not have been quite as shocking as the Simpson-Lachey split, but reinforces the "No TV Rule" for marraiges. Brittney and Kevin are next. They may take a little longer to split since there are children involved but divorce is inevitible after doing "Chaotic." Plus Kfed is one of the most annoying morons on TV followed very closely by his babies mamma.

YouTube is leading online video views

2006-07-17T10:34:00.000-05:00

In recent news, YouTube serves 100 million videos daily online. YouTube is one of the few places you can go and find video clips of just about any subject you want. A YouTube user, Bob DingleFinklerowski said "It's pretty cool, I always go check out porn.....I mean old sports clips and you really can find any one you want. Just the other day I watched clips from Super Hoe.....I mean Super Bowl 3."

YouTube is a small company consisting of 30 employees (loser porn addicts).

Smuggling Drugs into Space

2006-07-03T09:06:00.000-05:00

I saw this headline in the news today: Crack found in foam on shuttle.

I decided this was a story that was much too important to read and I needed to comment on it ASAP! Well it seems to me that NASA is getting their hands dirty in the drug smuggling industry. They are supplying Crack to aliens. This helps explain things like UFO sightings. The aliens are way to doped up to be driving their shuttles and nearly run into the earth! NASA needs to stop this before the aliens actually crash into a city.

Osama wants Zarqawi's body

2006-06-30T07:57:00.000-05:00

In recent news, Bin Laden wants al-Zarqawi's body released. Here's a good idea!! Let's say "sure, come and get it, we'll put it on the White House lawn." Then wait for him to come and get it and snatch his mountain hiding behind up and throw him in jail.

Bin Laden, a terrorist, was pretty good friends with Zarqawi. When they used to go clubbing, Zarqawi was always Osama's wing man. There are even several rumors that the two were more than friends if you know what I mean. One informant said that Osama is a necropheliac and he seems to think that is why Osama wants the body back.

Britain Denies UFO Sitings

2006-06-29T07:33:00.000-05:00

In recent news the British Ministry of Defense released a report stating three decades of UFO sitings were bogus.

This report has done little to stop UFO groupies from beleiving in life outside our planet. Eric Cartman said "I dreamed I was standing out in a field, and there was this huge satellite dish stickin' out of my butt. And there were hundreds of cows and aliens, and then I went up on the ship, and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye." Mr. Cartman is the only one that knows a thing or two about aliens. This site is dedicated to alien and UFO pictures. There are many of these sites around the internet, but no one really knows if there are aliens and where the come from.

Michael Jackson overhauls business

2006-06-28T07:34:00.000-05:00

In recent news, Michael Jackson is back! Children all over the world are thrilled or maybe they were scared but either way they are paying attention.

When asked about the allegations, Jackson replied "I going to just beat it, I'm not bad, these allegations are off the wall." People are curious if Jackson's next album will have what it takes in the world of pop today. His critics think his music is too old for the current pop generation. When asked about this, Jackson replied "We still got it because We are the world, this album is going to be a thriller and maybe even a little dangerous."

Jackson has always worked to help children. Other famous people even recognize this. "Michael has a heightened sensitivity for the crying needs of this world. Through his 'Heal The World Foundation', he works to preserve this planet's most precious resources- children, and the environment. He feels much of the same responsibility a parent feels- his children are all of our children. Michael brings so much to so many, he is one of the world's most precious resources himself."--Steven Spielberg

Why does Jackson work so hard to preserve this planet's children? Well I think it's pretty obvious so I'm not even going to say it......

Entrapment

2006-06-27T07:37:00.000-05:00

This article says that several suspects charged with conspiracy to bomb the Sears Tower in Chicago were entrapped by a federal informant. The only fair thing to do is let them all go. Who cares that they were going to bomb the Sears Tower, they were tricked into admitting it so let them go.

Criminals that are entrapped by law enforcement should all be let go. It's not their fault that they got tricked into getting caught, if they wouldn't have gotten entrapped and pulled off the crime, then they should do the time.

Germany's Most Wanted List: Another One Bites The Dust

2006-06-26T08:39:00.000-05:00

In recent news, one of Germany's most wanted was shot. The wanted brown bear, Bruno, was a fugitive from Italy. He supposedly was wanted for killing cattle in the area but a little investigation leads to other possibilities.

Bruno was killed before he had a chance to speak for himself. This leads one to think there may have been other things going on behind the scene. Manfred Woelfl, the Bavarian state government's bear specialist, may have had a bone to pick with the ill-fated Bruno. It just seems too convenient that he was killed before being able to defend himself. Reports from the scene say Bruno was unarmed and didn't have any weapons in his residence either.

Earlier this month, Bruno seemed to be on edge. During a random interview, he said "They're after me......I don't think I'll make it." Shortly after that interview, Bruno fled to Germany to avoid the Italian death squads pursuing him. He thought he was safe in Germany but little did he know, Manfred Woelfl had connections to the Italian death squads and he would be on the run again. Unfortunately for Bruno, He was shot and some cattle slayings were pinned on him to dirty his once well-received name.

Let's remember Bruno for the kind-hearted gentle bear we all know he really is.

It's Getting Hot in Here!

2006-06-23T07:34:00.000-05:00

In recent news, The earth is getting Hot. The Northern Hemisphere is hotter than it's been in over 2000 years. Many experts, like Nelly, agree that it's getting hot in here. Nelly calls for a rather easy solution. He says to take off all your clothes. It only makes sense, if it's hot wear less.

Not everyone has bought into Nelly's theory though. Some groups think the solution is to stop polluting. Groups like FOE are against polluting and use catchy phrases like "Polar Bears are on thin ice because of Global Warming."

What is the real solution? Everyone seems to have their own ideas but here are some of mine:

1. Move the Earth further away from the Sun. With our technology today, this could be possible.

2. Turn Mars into a giant landfill. This would help reduce methane emmissions from our current landfills and no one is there anyways.

3. Nelly's idea. It wouldn't be such a bad thing as long as we conquer the obesity issue first.

China pleased with US Wargames

2006-06-22T07:32:00.000-05:00

In recent news,China is pleased after watching the US wargames. They supposedly are pleased because it will strengthen China and US military ties.........right. The real reason they are "pleased" is they now know how we operate and can plan to overtake us. China has already started an agressive takeover of the US by starting with US-based businesses. China owns quite a few businesses in the US now and it's only a matter of time before they launch the offensive on other battle fronts.

China is the only country capable of competing with the US military. They are also over-populated and need more land to sustain themselves. Their takeover makes too much sense for them not to be considering it. They probably have been bribing the Iraqis to act up so we don't notice their plans.

The Miami Heat win the NBA Finals

2006-06-21T07:31:00.000-05:00

Yes, the Heat have won the NBA finals after losing the first two games. Wade was the star of the finals this year and was the Heat's best player. This drove the spot-light starved Shaq insane. Shaq said "This is my team, I make us win, I won the championship." When told his statistics compared to Wade's by a reporter, Shaq replied "statistics? who cares about them, they haven't been important to me for almost a whole season now." When Wade was interviewed he said "This is Shaq's team, he is the real MVP" in a very robotic tone as he read his cue cards. Later, Wade said "Shaq is always watching, it's not safe to talk here."

Cuban gave the Heat a standing ovation after the game, which was pretty hard to believe after his antics throughout the finals. Cuban said "yeah, it was hard clapping for those guys, they wouldn't have won against any other team in the NBA, the stupid refs.......conspiracy [edited]." The Billionare then talked about buying every NBA team so he could win a championship. He thought that was the only way with the League officials against him.

When asked about the championship, one Miami resident replied "The Dolphins won? I didn't know the NFL was even started." The interviewer quickly told him it was Miami's basketball team that won a championship to which he said "Basketball is stupid. They need a salary cap. Come back and talk to me when the Dolphins do something." That might be awhile......

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to Adopt Again?

2006-06-20T07:41:00.000-05:00

In recent news, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have said that they are planning on adopting another child. Why do Angelina and Brad want to adopt rather than have their own children? Well, it's because neither of them enjoy having sexual intercourse. Shiloh was probably a big mistake that resulted from some drunken fun. Mistakes happen though, and it was a mistake that will probably help the Pitt-Jolie family's image. It will assist in making them appear as if they actually care about something else.

The problem is that they are both too good looking. Rather than be with other people, they would rather stand in front of mirrors and gaze at their own perfection. Jolie doesn't want to have to mess up her body through pregnancy and have to go through the resulting plastic surgery to get her nearly perfect body back and Pitt just flat out is too into himself and his looks to be attracted to another person enough to consumate the relationship.

I'm sure Jennifer Aniston got tired of Pitt's mirror sessions and looked for a relationship that actually involved some communication and love making.

US-Canada Border Security

2006-06-19T08:12:00.000-05:00

In recent news, the US-Canada border is a cause for concern. As we saw in a recent article, Canada is a threat to national security. The canadiens have already installed a large spy network in the US by smuggling covert agents like William Shatner, Brendan Fraser and Mike Myers across the border. The covert Canadien agency is headed up by 24 star, Keifer Sutherland and if his TV show is any indicator, we are all in trouble.

Canada is a very intelligent enemy. They have averted our eyes by using Mexico. Yes, that's right, the Canadiens are behind illegal immigration from our sourthern border. No one in the US is even considering Canada as an enemy yet.

What can we do if our Government continues to ignore this imposing threat? We must take action ourselves. We can start by boycotting the films of all Canadien actors. This will cripple their covert agency by limiting it's funding. The next step is to strengthen border security. As the article mentions, we are limited by manpower but we could use other means of security as well. Giant robots or red-necked southerners are some possible options.

Claim Confucius Heritage!!

2006-06-18T09:42:00.000-05:00

In recent news, many people are trying to validate their claims that they are related to Confucius. Many feel this is extremely important to because if they are genetically linked to Confucius, it will be easier to pick up chicks in bars. Wang Chang Hung said "It usually first pick-up line I use at bars. Women think Confucius sexy." Indeed it does seem that most women think it is important, it's like celebrity-by-association cool. Hung aso mentioned that he likes to claim he is also related to other famous people if the whole Confucius thing doesn't work.

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."
-Albert Einstein

US Soccer Team faces elimination

2006-06-17T11:21:00.000-05:00

In recent news, the US soccer team is struggling.
U.S. coach Bruce Arena said "I think the players were just confused. They hear these other teams talking about football and they practiced American football instead of soccer." One more loss and the team could be eliminated from the tournement. American fans are outraged. American Bob Smith said "Soccer? Why the hell would I care about that?" His opinion is echoed my manyAmericans back home. This could be a tragic moment in US Sports History if the US teams is eliminated from the tournement.

An American watching the games overseas said "This really sucks. I came all the way over hear and I thought I was going to get to watch some NFL Europe games but instead they're playing some gay sport that I can't even follow." When told the purpose of the games he replied "who cares. Of course Americans suck at soccer, no body grows up and says I want to be a professional
soccer player."

As you can tell, many Americans are dissapointed in the way the US soccer team is playing and it would greatly affect Americans if the team gets eliminated.

Bill Gates Reducing Microsoft Role

2006-06-16T07:57:00.000-05:00

In recent news, Microsoft man, Bill Gates has said he wishes to do less. We decided to take a deeper look into the issue and find the real reason behind the move.

When asked why, Gates responded, "I'm rich bitch!" Because of the tone of his reply we could tell there was something he was hiding, something he didn't want anyone to know, a secret so dark, it would destroy him.

After constant pestering, Gates finally admitted he has been seeing "evil" ghosts and having strange dreams. He said in one of his dreams, he witnessed a vast and powerful empire destroyed by wild animals. The great ruler of this empire tried to stop the animals by lighting them on fire. One animal, a fox, grew as the fire consumed it and become too powerful for the ruler to stop.

Gates said the vision had made him paranoid. He also said it could be the drugs but the vision was most likely the cause. He said he will now concentrate on building his own personal militia to combat the wild animals. He plans to start by invading the forests around his own complex and slowly expanding out until all the wild animals of North America were gone, especially those crazy fox.

Evil Canadien Geese Destroying Lake Tahoe

2006-06-15T07:39:00.000-05:00

In a recent story, Lake Tahoe pollution has been linked with Canadien geese. Local residents have begun implementing a two phase plan to ensure that this pollution is stopped.

PHASE 1: Offensive Measures
The first step in their brilliant plan is to launch an offensive strike to push the calculating geese back and take control of the battle front. This will be accomplished by having all the residents purchase shotguns and blowing the crap out of the northern flyers. Some residents are hesitant about resorting to violence but will do what is required to protect their beloved lake.

PHASE 2: Hit Them at Their Home
The second phase is to drive them all the way back to Canada. Well, that was the initial plan but why stop there? We know the Canadiens have trained these Geese to do their bidding but our intelligence has yet to gather concrete evidence of these "weapons of mass destruction," so we do not have cause to enter the Evil Empire's (AKA Canada) borders just yet. We will have to wait and see what our intelligence office can turn up.

If we ban together, we can stop this threat before it becomes a nation-wide epidemic!

Breaking News on the Roethlisberger Accident

2006-06-14T14:18:00.000-05:00

An earth-shattering development in the Roethlisberger Accident has led Pittsburg officials to the true cause of a horrific accident that left the defending NFL Champion Pittsburg Steeler's Quarterback in a small lonely hospital bed. City officials now believe the person responsible for the crash is Steeler's coach Bill Cowher.

NFL news sites all over have been reporting that Bill Cowher warned Roethlisberger about the dangers of riding a motorcycle. This was a huge mistake. Everyone knows you can't talk about something bad happening or it most definitely will happen.

The Pittsburg Police are currently in a stand-off with the estranged coach and beleive they may be there for quite some time as Coach Cowher seems determined to not give himself up. Cowher has reportedly screamed "It's not my fault. Ben wouldn't listen!! " out of a window of his Pittsburg residence.