Breaking News on the Roethlisberger Accident
An earth-shattering development in the Roethlisberger Accident has led Pittsburg officials to the true cause of a horrific accident that left the defending NFL Champion Pittsburg Steeler's Quarterback in a small lonely hospital bed. City officials now believe the person responsible for the crash is Steeler's coach Bill Cowher.
NFL news sites all over have been reporting that Bill Cowher warned Roethlisberger about the dangers of riding a motorcycle. This was a huge mistake. Everyone knows you can't talk about something bad happening or it most definitely will happen.
The Pittsburg Police are currently in a stand-off with the estranged coach and beleive they may be there for quite some time as Coach Cowher seems determined to not give himself up. Cowher has reportedly screamed "It's not my fault. Ben wouldn't listen!! " out of a window of his Pittsburg residence.
NFL news sites all over have been reporting that Bill Cowher warned Roethlisberger about the dangers of riding a motorcycle. This was a huge mistake. Everyone knows you can't talk about something bad happening or it most definitely will happen.
The Pittsburg Police are currently in a stand-off with the estranged coach and beleive they may be there for quite some time as Coach Cowher seems determined to not give himself up. Cowher has reportedly screamed "It's not my fault. Ben wouldn't listen!! " out of a window of his Pittsburg residence.
posted by The Analyzer at 2:18 PM
6 Comments:
It does seem awfully "convenient" that Cowher claims he warned Rothy.
Could there also be a Tommy Maddox connection?
I wouldn't count it out. I think we are dealing with a conspiracy here!
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When in doubt, blame it on Terry Bradshaw!
Bradshaw's "I told you so" attitude is annoying the crap out of me
I think someone needs to seriously look at the possibility that Terry Bradshaw was the one driving the car. I think he could pass as a 62 year old woman. Maybe.
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