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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Breaking News on the Roethlisberger Accident

An earth-shattering development in the Roethlisberger Accident has led Pittsburg officials to the true cause of a horrific accident that left the defending NFL Champion Pittsburg Steeler's Quarterback in a small lonely hospital bed. City officials now believe the person responsible for the crash is Steeler's coach Bill Cowher.

NFL news sites all over have been reporting that Bill Cowher warned Roethlisberger about the dangers of riding a motorcycle. This was a huge mistake. Everyone knows you can't talk about something bad happening or it most definitely will happen.

The Pittsburg Police are currently in a stand-off with the estranged coach and beleive they may be there for quite some time as Coach Cowher seems determined to not give himself up. Cowher has reportedly screamed "It's not my fault. Ben wouldn't listen!! " out of a window of his Pittsburg residence.


Blogger Hyperion said...

It does seem awfully "convenient" that Cowher claims he warned Rothy.

Could there also be a Tommy Maddox connection?

2:41 PM  
Blogger The Analyzer said...

I wouldn't count it out. I think we are dealing with a conspiracy here!

3:19 PM  
Blogger Horton said...

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5:15 PM  
Blogger Horton said...

When in doubt, blame it on Terry Bradshaw!

6:23 PM  
Blogger The Analyzer said...

Bradshaw's "I told you so" attitude is annoying the crap out of me

10:46 PM  
Blogger billy-jay said...

I think someone needs to seriously look at the possibility that Terry Bradshaw was the one driving the car. I think he could pass as a 62 year old woman. Maybe.

2:27 AM  

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