Claim Confucius Heritage!!

In recent news, many people are trying to validate their claims that they are related to Confucius. Many feel this is extremely important to because if they are genetically linked to Confucius, it will be easier to pick up chicks in bars. Wang Chang Hung said "It usually first pick-up line I use at bars. Women think Confucius sexy." Indeed it does seem that most women think it is important, it's like celebrity-by-association cool. Hung aso mentioned that he likes to claim he is also related to other famous people if the whole Confucius thing doesn't work.

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."
-Albert Einstein