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Monday, June 19, 2006

US-Canada Border Security

In recent news, the US-Canada border is a cause for concern. As we saw in a recent article, Canada is a threat to national security. The canadiens have already installed a large spy network in the US by smuggling covert agents like William Shatner, Brendan Fraser and Mike Myers across the border. The covert Canadien agency is headed up by 24 star, Keifer Sutherland and if his TV show is any indicator, we are all in trouble.

Canada is a very intelligent enemy. They have averted our eyes by using Mexico. Yes, that's right, the Canadiens are behind illegal immigration from our sourthern border. No one in the US is even considering Canada as an enemy yet.

What can we do if our Government continues to ignore this imposing threat? We must take action ourselves. We can start by boycotting the films of all Canadien actors. This will cripple their covert agency by limiting it's funding. The next step is to strengthen border security. As the article mentions, we are limited by manpower but we could use other means of security as well. Giant robots or red-necked southerners are some possible options.


Blogger jbwritergirl said...

I hate to be a stickler for spelling but if you spell check Canadiens [sic] you will find that it is really 'Canadians'. Right on eh!

8:39 PM  
Blogger jbwritergirl said...

Unless of course you are talking about the hockey team, then you're spot on lol!

7:21 AM  

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