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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to Adopt Again?

In recent news, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have said that they are planning on adopting another child. Why do Angelina and Brad want to adopt rather than have their own children? Well, it's because neither of them enjoy having sexual intercourse. Shiloh was probably a big mistake that resulted from some drunken fun. Mistakes happen though, and it was a mistake that will probably help the Pitt-Jolie family's image. It will assist in making them appear as if they actually care about something else.

The problem is that they are both too good looking. Rather than be with other people, they would rather stand in front of mirrors and gaze at their own perfection. Jolie doesn't want to have to mess up her body through pregnancy and have to go through the resulting plastic surgery to get her nearly perfect body back and Pitt just flat out is too into himself and his looks to be attracted to another person enough to consumate the relationship.

I'm sure Jennifer Aniston got tired of Pitt's mirror sessions and looked for a relationship that actually involved some communication and love making.


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Blogger Hired Sword said...

As correct as you are about the Jolie-Pitt narcissism I will give them credit for one thing. Angelina was recently asked in an interview why she was giving so much money to charity. Her reply: "Well they pay me so much money". That honesty alone warrants some respect and she won me over; most of the other Hollywood Celebu-tards ride around in limos, fly in private jets, live in multi-million dollar homes and make 5, 10, 15, 20 million a year and then they have the gall and audacity to come out and say that the Americans living on what they spend on shoes every year need to give more to charity. At least Branjalina is putting their money up to help


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