Osama wants Zarqawi's body

In recent news, Bin Laden wants al-Zarqawi's body released. Here's a good idea!! Let's say "sure, come and get it, we'll put it on the White House lawn." Then wait for him to come and get it and snatch his mountain hiding behind up and throw him in jail.

Bin Laden, a terrorist, was pretty good friends with Zarqawi. When they used to go clubbing, Zarqawi was always Osama's wing man. There are even several rumors that the two were more than friends if you know what I mean. One informant said that Osama is a necropheliac and he seems to think that is why Osama wants the body back.